I dare anyone to watch these and not even think about laughing.

You know its so sick to read some of these YouTube comments people thinking this is funny! IT IS NOT A JOKE. That bitch should have poured his coffee properly.

Not gonna lie, when i was younger I thought this was an ad for pizza.

Holy hell……..is the stapler alright?

Now THAT’S a good neighbor

(All captions were taken from user comments on YouTube.)

Thanks, Mr. Napalm.

A warm Holiday greeting from everyone’s favorite Baptist church!

“Don’t leave your kids in this red fright, just like the priests he’ll rape ‘em at night!”

I knew the Shake Weight was bad news the first time I saw the commercial on T.V. I can only imagine how the inventors became inspired to build such a contraption.

Here’s a superb parody of this phallic workout device.

And of course South Park’s already made fun of it.

The only other ridiculous new invention that comes close to topping the Shake Weight is the Snuggie. Seriously, it’s just an extra large robe that you wear backwards!

Who the fuck buys this shit? If someone tried to give me either of these things for Christmas I wouldn’t even accept them. In fact I just might beat the person to death with the Shake Weight, then wrap their body in the Snuggie before driving it to the nearest bridge. “Merry fucking Christmas, shit head!”